Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: “Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand “
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?”
Sardar: “Apple Khane”
Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree”
Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”